ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

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one year later and i’m still a flop. i’m still mentally ill. i’m still dead inside. at least i have taylor swift on my side.

hello sexy asses i don’t know if you’ve noticed but i haven’t posted in the past three-ish months. the reason for that being: my laptop broke and it made me extremely sad.

however, here i am, back from the dead. i’m here to celebrate with YOU, my one year anniversary of me writing to you about everything and everyone i hate.

happy anniversary fratboyollie!

to think it’s been a year of this is quite strange. i remember texting my friend mikayla about starting a blog and she said no. so then i started a blog.

i remember writing my first corny ass post. i read it back now and i think. . .yeah. however, writing that first post was fun i know that much.

i also remeber y’all paying dust to one of my short stories. i liked that short story too. sure, the format was screwed up and i didn’t realize till after but hey! it’s the thought that counts. (it was also kinda hard to read, i didn’t even know the paragrphs were combining till i read it after. my mistake for trusting Word.)

writing here has become the highlight of my past year. yes, i forgot that you existed many, many, many times before. but you guys are my FRIENDS! writing on fratboyollie has been eventful.

i think my favorite blog post i have ever written is the one about my reflection of the past school year. i think ranting about that school year was so refreshing to me and i felt a lot better. everything i have ever really written on this blog has always been one big rant. like my own youtube video you have to read and use your one total braincell.

i think this blog also helped me futher my type of writing almost. if that makes sense? it helped me find out what kind of writing i really want to do. i like to write like people enjoy it and like to read what i have to say. i like the thought of having an audience to tell my own thoughts on certain matters and for people to enjoy it and subscribe to me over the past year? that’s crazy.

if you want to start a blog i strongly encourage you to do so. it’s exciting and if you’re really sad and on the verge of giving up life, this is definitely something that could help you take your mind off it. starting a blog, especially if you love to write, is so exciting it gives you something to look forward to. having someone read your opinions on your favorite album or your rants on a stupid youtube video makes your heart jump and finally feel somewhat important in life.

this blog truly has made this year much better than what i thought it would be and i could only hope for people to like me and im glad a few of you do. i know i haven’t typed anything up and i know i said my laptop broke, but truly, i missed typing and writing and getting excited the night before to post whatever i mustered up.

here’s to another year of getting left for a month and then saying hello again. here’s to another year of saying some boarderline problematic things. here’s to anothere year of you and continously making me happy.

if you have even just read one of my blog posts, thank you. if you’ve read them all for some reason, thank you. if this is your first time ever reading one of my blog posts, thank you. your support has driven me so much and made me giddy everyday. no one knows i blog and it feels like my own secret, like gossip girl.

again, if you want to start a blog DO IT! you have nothing to lose! i encourage you so much and i’ll support you endlessly if you do decide to start one. if you’re reading this and want me to end the goddamn post already, i’m getting there. . .damn.

(i also wanted to reflect, because not only have i maintained an awful iron deficiency; but NOW we have taylor swift content! we have disney+! we have happiness! life will be ok!)

i love you all. thank you thank you thank you.

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HERE’S WHAT YOU MISSED ON GLEE!

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noo aha i have posted almost daily aha it hasn’t been an exact month since i’ve posted ahaha…. please don’t unfollow 

also yes i do have a new layout please admire it PLEASE

yes, it’s me. It Is Me. Backstreet Is, In Fact, BACK! alright anyways. yes i haven’t posted in a month, school started and i am depressed what do you want from me. however, we have a lot to discuss.

taylor swift dropped her album Lover: YES. great. amazing. beautiful. I Love You. it’s an ode to love in every way possible and i eat that shit up like it’s my religion. everyone hates the 17th track it’s nice to have a friend but it is, in reality, in my top five. okay thank you please stream lover! out on all services ever and in stores!

star wars the rise of skywalker trailer: yes. dark rey. we won girls. best part is that they made no reference for sure that rey is a skywalker which might be the best thing ever because i am so sick of that long lost parents trope. they also never explained mara jade so how they gonna explain rey? exactly its cause the rise of skywalker is actually ben solo. everyone make some noise for kylo ren. thank you.

i started school: yes. one more year till i’m a senior and i will be GONE!!!!!! i like school! i do. i mean school is like a homophobic prison but if i’m at home then i’m sad and dead inside. i also enjoy my ap government class.

i still play tennis: yes. varsity three years in the making baby now please kiss me.

i watched a lot of reality tv, mostly bachelorette and bachelor in paradise: yes. it is wack but nothing like a depression meal and twenty mentally unstable guys fight for alabama hannah’s heart (except mike and tyler c). after finishing bachelorette it jumped straight into a new show/season of bachelor in paradise and wow everyone really is horny. that show is so wack i don’t even know to explain it. like new women and men walk down every week and try to smash someone. if you didn’t successfully manage a touchdown then you do NOT get a rose and get sent to the guillotine. i’ve already sent in my audition tape!

i watched another reality tv show, big brother, completely fall apart and lose all of its credibility because they cast racists and homophobes: yes. kemi for AFP!

my best friend daniel might get killed by my other good friend dorian: yes. that hurricane coming and she ain’t stopping. prayers for daniel and all that. we need you homie you can’t leave us OK? i promise you i’m gonna get you out and get you a new charger……

i got a fish: yes. i got a little gold fish and named him terry. extremely cute. i named him terry after daniel’s, now dead fish terrence and that name comes from a lana del rey song.

my fish, terry, died in less than twenty four hours: yes. let me see some F’s in the chat for terry y’all………

lana del rey dropped her new album Norman bad word Rockwellyes. great body of work. one of my favorite ones is doin’ time. the album reminds me of born to die, her first studio album and my favorite album of hers.

lorde: yes. still hasn’t released anything.

lastly, i insulted vsco girls and got blocked: yes. a day that for sure will go down in history. all i said was that they lack any substance in personality and really shouldn’t come for pop legend, taylor swift because she could ruin any chance ever of you moving on in the real world. she’s also worth 400 million dollar, honey.

since i made a glee reference i feel like i should say that you’re all minorities, you’re apart of the glee club.

ok well that’s what you missed on glee!

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ten do’s and dont’s of high school

i have a younger brother starting high school this month, so this one is for you, cody.

Do make friends by showing off your cool techdeck tricks. whip that bad boy out on the orientation table and let em know who the hell you are. i think this is the ultimate “y’all below me, sorry.

Don’t show your new lads your tik tok page. just because you got 73 likes on one of them doesn’t mean you’re a clout god. i really didn’t want to be the one who told you so, but here i am. telling you that it sucks please stop.

Do go up to a person you don’t know, shake their hand, and say “the job is done.” 

Don’t say “hi” say “HELLO???? HELLOOOOO???” right in their ear. tells them you need their attention now and you wait for no one cuz HELLO??? why would you wait for a basic bitch like that? exactly.

Do frown constantly. let them know you’re training your forehead to be upset constantly now.

Don’t show them your battery pack. yes you’re a robot but don’t let them know just yet… maybe wait till october.

Do show them pictures of your fish. then tell them that he made for a great sushi roll.

Don’t smile.

Do tell them to stream lover by taylor swift, coming out on august 23rd.

Don’t give them your lego set pieces. they finna set you up brother.

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i went to chicago and met up with my internet friends for the first time

y’all want the visual representation instead? here’s the link to my video: https://youtu.be/bYUSveJ5jQo dont forget to subscribe bro.

i met people i had never met before. it was fun. i had known these two girls for a year and a half now, meeting them felt like a weird fever dream. they were sweet and kind and i know now that they’re going to be my best friends forever and ever.

it was cool to explore the city with them. mostly getting lost and finding benches to sit down because damn we didn’t choose the right footwear for this. i also find it comical how big chicago really is. i mean sure the drone shots made it look small but jesus.

it was nice to tall to these people face to face. i held their hand and told them i love you and now over a tweet or a text. it was real. i had to often remind myself that you can, in fact, count your fingers right now, because this was real and it wasn’t a dream.

it was fun to say the least. i strongly empower you to make more friends out of that hometown you live in or just try to see the world a little differently. it’s quite unique and life changing knowing that there really is a much better and bigger world then that small hometown you wake up to every morning.

i know this was short but all of my emotions and sick shots of chicago are in that two minute video, i think you’ll like that much better then what i have to say. please please please check it out, like it, comment on it, subscribe, and share it with your own internet friends. thank you for reading. thank you diana and mikayla for being some of my best friends, can’t wait to see you again soon.

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happy summer angels

thinking about swinter from phineas and ferb. . . . .

happy summer!! i hope everyone’s summer, well if you get one, is going well! i love the summer. its the perfect season and it makes me all fuzzy and happy inside. this is also the first summer that i have this blog! i also have killer friends and two great dogs (corky and luna ❤). i assure you, i’m going to be making summer posts all the time for the next two months so. . . be ready i guess?

anyways, today’s post is going to be about summer music. summer is literally the perfect time to release music because everyone is in a good mood. i mean, 2017 and 2018 summer was pretty rough but. . . i would like to move forward in life.

this is frat boy ollie’s summer song recommendations of 2019!:

  1. ME! by taylor swift and brendon urie
  2. sweet creature by harry styles
  3. broken clocks by sza
  4. barbie tingz by nicki minaj
  5. childs play by drake
  6. 9 by drake
  7. too good by drake
  8. we cant stop by miley cyrus
  9. telephone by lady gaga
  10. formation by beyoncé
  11. hey there delilah by plain white t’s
  12. R.E.M by ariana grande
  13. you need to calm down by taylor swift
  14. wanna be missed by hayley kiyoko
  15. only angel by harry styles
  16. break your heart right back
  17. 3005 by childish gambino
  18. i kissed a girl by katy perry
  19. fallingwater by maggie rogers
  20. kiss it better by rihanna
  21. woo by rihanna
  22. love on the brain by rihanna
  23. wow by post malone
  24. look what you made me do by taylor swift
  25. blank space by taylor swift
  26. begin again by taylor swift
  27. nice by the carters
  28. off to to the races by lana del rey
  29. sanguine paradise by lil uzi vert
  30. girls / girls / boys by panic! at the disco
  31. truth hurts by lizzo
  32. he’ll never love you by hayley kiyoko
  33. doves in the wind by sza
  34. ARE WE STILL FRIENDS? by tyler, the creator
  35. i ain’t got time! by tyler, the creator
  36. let your heart hold fast by fort atlantic
  37. simple song by the shins
  38. toxic by britney spears
  39. roaring 20s by panic! at the disco
  40. diana by one direction
  41. tongue tied by grouplove
  42. the love club by lorde
  43. sparks fly by taylor swift
  44. first day of my life by bright eyes
  45. cardiac arrest by bad suns
  46. last kiss by taylor swift
  47. you are in love by taylor swift
  48. call it what you want by taylor swift
  49. swim good by frank ocean
  50. perfect places by lorde
  • this is my summer playlist/my summer song reccomendations! please enjoy it and listen because i love sharing music and aw im so soft right now. give me your music recs down below so i can add to my own playlist! enjoy muah i love you! i’ll leave the spotify link below!
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LINK TO SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:

https://open.spotify.com/user/22uxvccst4tbkntxubxgwewla/playlist/1lPpY03Naah9blmQJsfjpf?si=IQkAbHb2Tha0el-RXTqcmQ

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– love ollie ❤

apologies sir

i’m sorry bruh.

so, for the one person reading this (honorable mention: julia) i would like to apologize.

i literally haven’t uploaded in two weeks. i have some very good (not) reasons for this prolonged absence and i will share them with you today.

1.) school. i still gotta do this and i can’t escape it. sorry.

2.) my birthday. my birthday was on january 21st. i know that’s one day and not two weeks long, but you get the gist.

3.) depression bruh. she’s been going a little off the rails lately. not sure who told her it was okay to do this, but here we are?

i promised myself 2019 was my blog’s year and i plan to stick to that. i got a fresh post coming up about star wars. maybe one about me eating a lot of cake. i don’t know we have to see how my emotions go on which one i want to upload.

in the mean time, i will tell a story.

i live in ohio. recently, ohio has gotten a lot of snow. i don’t mind it i guess. i mean there’s nothing i can really do. i grew up with snow and knowing how difficult it can be. but my mother decided to start saying snowmageddon.

clever right? sure, maybe for the first two minutes, but it’s all she said.

i love my mother very much and she is one of the best people i know. she inspires me so much and her creativity radiates off her.

but SNOWMAGEDDON bruh. i just cannot! she said it to everyone! we were at the store and she looked at the cashier and said “are you ready for snowmageddon?” and the cashier said YES. the buffoonery.

it’s still snowing too. i’m never going to hear the end of this. it’s okay though because one day armageddon will happen and my mom will just kind’ve look at me and give me the dirtiest look she can fathom.

i love you mom. you’re my best friend. thanks for being you <3.

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