i have a younger brother starting high school this month, so this one is for you, cody.
Do make friends by showing off your cool techdeck tricks. whip that bad boy out on the orientation table and let em know who the hell you are. i think this is the ultimate “y’all below me, sorry.”
Don’t show your new lads your tik tok page. just because you got 73 likes on one of them doesn’t mean you’re a clout god. i really didn’t want to be the one who told you so, but here i am. telling you that it sucks please stop.
Do go up to a person you don’t know, shake their hand, and say “the job is done.”
Don’t say “hi” say “HELLO???? HELLOOOOO???” right in their ear. tells them you need their attention now and you wait for no one cuz HELLO??? why would you wait for a basic bitch like that? exactly.
Do frown constantly. let them know you’re training your forehead to be upset constantly now.
Don’t show them your battery pack. yes you’re a robot but don’t let them know just yet… maybe wait till october.
Do show them pictures of your fish. then tell them that he made for a great sushi roll.
Do tell them to stream lover by taylor swift, coming out on august 23rd.
Don’t give them your lego set pieces. they finna set you up brother.
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i met people i had never met before. it was fun. i had known these two girls for a year and a half now, meeting them felt like a weird fever dream. they were sweet and kind and i know now that they’re going to be my best friends forever and ever.
it was cool to explore the city with them. mostly getting lost and finding benches to sit down because damn we didn’t choose the right footwear for this. i also find it comical how big chicago really is. i mean sure the drone shots made it look small but jesus.
it was nice to tall to these people face to face. i held their hand and told them i love you and now over a tweet or a text. it was real. i had to often remind myself that you can, in fact, count your fingers right now, because this was real and it wasn’t a dream.
it was fun to say the least. i strongly empower you to make more friends out of that hometown you live in or just try to see the world a little differently. it’s quite unique and life changing knowing that there really is a much better and bigger world then that small hometown you wake up to every morning.
i know this was short but all of my emotions and sick shots of chicago are in that two minute video, i think you’ll like that much better then what i have to say. please please please check it out, like it, comment on it, subscribe, and share it with your own internet friends. thank you for reading. thank you diana and mikayla for being some of my best friends, can’t wait to see you again soon.
thinking about swinter from phineas and ferb. . . . .
happy summer!! i hope everyone’s summer, well if you get one, is going well! i love the summer. its the perfect season and it makes me all fuzzy and happy inside. this is also the first summer that i have this blog! i also have killer friends and two great dogs (corky and luna ❤). i assure you, i’m going to be making summer posts all the time for the next two months so. . . be ready i guess?
anyways, today’s post is going to be about summer music. summer is literally the perfect time to release music because everyone is in a good mood. i mean, 2017 and 2018 summer was pretty rough but. . . i would like to move forward in life.
this is frat boy ollie’s summer song recommendations of 2019!:
LINK TO SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:
– love ollie ❤
i’m sorry bruh.
so, for the one person reading this (honorable mention: julia) i would like to apologize.
i literally haven’t uploaded in two weeks. i have some very good (not) reasons for this prolonged absence and i will share them with you today.
1.) school. i still gotta do this and i can’t escape it. sorry.
2.) my birthday. my birthday was on january 21st. i know that’s one day and not two weeks long, but you get the gist.
3.) depression bruh. she’s been going a little off the rails lately. not sure who told her it was okay to do this, but here we are?
i promised myself 2019 was my blog’s year and i plan to stick to that. i got a fresh post coming up about star wars. maybe one about me eating a lot of cake. i don’t know we have to see how my emotions go on which one i want to upload.
in the mean time, i will tell a story.
i live in ohio. recently, ohio has gotten a lot of snow. i don’t mind it i guess. i mean there’s nothing i can really do. i grew up with snow and knowing how difficult it can be. but my mother decided to start saying snowmageddon.
clever right? sure, maybe for the first two minutes, but it’s all she said.
i love my mother very much and she is one of the best people i know. she inspires me so much and her creativity radiates off her.
but SNOWMAGEDDON bruh. i just cannot! she said it to everyone! we were at the store and she looked at the cashier and said “are you ready for snowmageddon?” and the cashier said YES. the buffoonery.
it’s still snowing too. i’m never going to hear the end of this. it’s okay though because one day armageddon will happen and my mom will just kind’ve look at me and give me the dirtiest look she can fathom.
i love you mom. you’re my best friend. thanks for being you <3.
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why am i so dead inside?
life is so weird. i know i’ve already talked about this, but its true. we literally used to be nothing and now, we’re here making fun of selena gomez. that’s just so crazy, is it not?
i know my blog posts are very repetitive and boring but i have to vent somewhere right? so today i figured ill share another awful life experience with you! enjoy?
one time my mom won tickets to the hannah montana concert on the radio. it was crazy because first of all, hannah montana. second of all, i was like seven or eight so i was having a stroke. i really thought god was doing me a solid and said “here you go ollie, this one from the team.” i was wrong.
now, i’m not mad about this now. even though it’s about to seem like i am. but, i did not attend the hannah montana concert. my older sister did.
was this the biggest heartbreak of my life? yes. we never go to concerts! we went to wiggles and elmo live, but i think my mother also won those on the radio or it was gift. i also can’t even remember them because i was one.
i haven’t been to a lot of concerts. the best one i have ever been at happened over the summer, and that was my christmas present and birthday present combined. i was thankful for that though, because god, can taylor swift put on one hell of a show.
as i was saying, this sucked because i loved hannah montana. i mean my older sister probably deserved to go more than i did because even back then, i wanted to die.
here’s the best part, my sister got to meet miley cyrus (hannah montana, if you for some very odd reason didn’t know that). so i think thats why im sad today. i mean there’s also a lot of other reasons for me being depressed like you know chemical imbalances in the brain and such, but i like to blame it on the fact that miley cyrus touched my older sister’s ponytail by accident instead of mine.
now, if my mother ever reads this i do need to add, this is one big joke mom! i love you very much, i am still not upset that you forgot to get me a piece of confetti from the concert. i promise. i love you, thank you for birthing me.
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when i go blind ill just have to laugh it off and act like i see you, when in reality i don’t, and i will never see you. you are invisible to me. i am a force you cannot penetrate.
i’m not actually going blind. i just have really bad eyes. so naturally, i crack jokes about it and laugh. my left eye is -19 and my right eye is -17. it sucks.
i think the best part about the possibility of going blind is knowing that if you ever want to read road signs, you won’t have to! if you can’t see the speed limit then go buck 70 down 480 and see what mother thinks.
i also, always trip on rocks and pebbles. that’s crazy because if i trip on a pebble, it might actually be a piece of the moon, and then ill get to say i tripped on the moon.
going blind does suck, it really truly does, but i wanna get a sparkly red cane like the one from taylor swift’s red tour ring master outfit. i would be so powerful.
i hope that when and if i do go blind, people will blame everything on me. cheating on a test? ollie did it. almost killing someone in a bank heist with a getaway car? ollie did it.
ollie gone wild: the movie with only dialogue and no pictures.
people who have 20/20 vision are so weird. you just wake up every morning and.. see? see clearly without fumbling for glasses? that’s some crazy stuff and you probably have no twitter rights.
another cool thing about going blind is that when i want to see someone in concert, i blow my money on really good seats. “but it’s the jonas brothers mother.”
i don’t know if i’ll ever actually go blind, but it’s ok, it’s ok.
thanks for coming to my ted talk. i was so nervous about performing today, thought i wasn’t going to see any of you.
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